Getting Crafty

Being the resistant cleaner I am, I went to the internet this afternoon to procrastinate in the glory of mindlessness.

Lo' and behold I found these great beauties:

For all you needle crafters out there, you can find the pattern here: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/simple-adjustable-handcuffs

P.S. I like these better, but Pintrest is being a dick and won't tell me where these are from because I don't have an account.